some crappy retail store:
"...SUCH a creature. I don't know what race he's from, but it's *totally* not the human race. And my friend *is* a Foolio..." -some chick

I didn't witness this myself, but oh, what I would pay to. Just say it out loud. Imagine what this person might look like. (This was actually overheard by a friend of mine but I couldn't resist.)