Niagara Falls:
mom: "Hey. HEY!" Grabs 7-yr old kid by shirt. "Get over here and _appreciate_ this!"
literally 2 seconds later...
mom: "All right! Time to go!" Drags kid away from railing.
Reminds me of the story I heard about a family at the Grand Canyon who were forced to stay in their minivan. "You can see it all on the camcorder later," said Dad.
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There is a Meat Outlet in Springfield, MA. I need say no more.
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On package of beef jerky (not from meat outlet):
"The meat contained herein is for personal use only..."
Well, there goes my plan for building a community center for childern with disabilities completely out of beef jerky.
mom: "Hey. HEY!" Grabs 7-yr old kid by shirt. "Get over here and _appreciate_ this!"
literally 2 seconds later...
mom: "All right! Time to go!" Drags kid away from railing.
Reminds me of the story I heard about a family at the Grand Canyon who were forced to stay in their minivan. "You can see it all on the camcorder later," said Dad.
----
There is a Meat Outlet in Springfield, MA. I need say no more.
----
On package of beef jerky (not from meat outlet):
"The meat contained herein is for personal use only..."
Well, there goes my plan for building a community center for childern with disabilities completely out of beef jerky.
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