You Can Apparently Blame Women For Anything:

in coffee shop, listened to a guy talk about how plant estrogen in beer is the cause of those pesky fat deposits in guy's chests. Let's ignore the complete chromosomal and chemical differences between wheat and beer-swilling-dudes, and let's also forget the equation:

(too many calories)*(sitting on your butt in the bar a lot) = fat deposits

or, as I like to call them,"man-boobies".