"It looks pretty on TV, so I know it's going to be pretty in real."

-caller to QVC's SILVER STRIKE! show.

No updates for a long, long time, but as I doubt there are any regular readers to this blog, I have no one to apologize to. Moving sucks, looking for a job sucks even more, and that's why "Overheard" now includes quotes from call-in home shopping shows.