On the back of a black van, driving down the freeway last night:
"NINJAS FOR HIRE!
CALL 1-800-HIE-YA!!!!!"
I really want to hire some ninjas but I can't find the [!] button on my phone!
Woman, to collection agent:
"I gave my bills to Jesus!"
"NINJAS FOR HIRE!
CALL 1-800-HIE-YA!!!!!"
I really want to hire some ninjas but I can't find the [!] button on my phone!
Woman, to collection agent:
"I gave my bills to Jesus!"
9 Comments:
At 11:11 PM,
The Poor Barn Mom said…
I want to give my bills to Jesus. Where do I sign up? If you say the LDS church I'll hit you with a flashlight! ;p
At 9:09 PM,
j said…
You do weild a mighty flashlight, Corn Child! I will make a thousand Fuzz Sticks in an attempt to defend myself!
At 8:51 AM,
zandperl said…
Aw man, you serious about the ninjas for hire? I totally want one! Do you think they can do my laundry for me?
At 11:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
RealUltimatePower.net
At 11:26 PM,
j said…
Sorry, Zandperl. After reading the above link, I don't think ninjas will do your laundry for you. It sounds like they might require an awful lot of laundry service, what with all the head-cutting-off they do.
At 10:33 AM,
Anonymous said…
Can't find '!' on your phone? Well, that's easy. It's just [shift]-1. If your phone doesn't have a shift key, then I'm afraid you need a new phone.
At 12:34 PM,
zandperl said…
Man, my shift key fell off my phone's keyboard when I was trying to get the bird seeds out from under the space bar. Think Apple Care'll send me another?
At 12:59 AM,
zandperl said…
If you haven't noticed, there's a spam comment in this comment thread too. Good idea to delete them - besides them being annoying, the additional links to their page scattered across the intarweb drives up their Google rank.
Meh. The problem with typing in "words" like vrglb is that sometimes it takes me three tries to type one correctly, especially when they're up to 10 digits long...
At 6:55 PM,
j said…
Oh, the RealUltimatePower.net? That's not spam. No, that's a REAL ninja webpage. [snicker]
damn, bjvbyaiw is hard to type....
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