overheard

eavesdropping for the technologically savvy

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

'Crystal Magic', Sedona, AZ

"...and then they're not channeling who they THINK they're channelling..."

A man at the cash register of said hippie store explained patiently to a woman in pink sweatpants and a cowboy hat. Yup, they always think it's Marilyn Monroe, when it's really just a bored post-mortem housewife from Minnesota.

The other employee in the store (mid-60's woman in midieval peasant garb) seemed really vicious: "It's WAY too cold in here!!!" she hissed at the register guy. So much for all those crystals mellowing out your karma.

Last note to all those who wish their auras to be grammatically aligned: the plural of vortex is VORTICES. Not "vortexes", as the Sedona literature would have you believe.

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