Oh, baby. A bonanza of stuff, seen at the State Fair:
"ninja beef"
pork chop on a stick
Figure 8 racing (SO cool), with a guy in a chicken suit for no apparent reason
"all meat" hot dogs (good, those ones with the sawdust in them make my throat all scratchy)
A doily competition, category: "Household Accents other than Classified". What are classified household accents? Doilies with FBI bugs sewn in? Too bad that stuff's not on display.
Also on display - products from the baked goods competition, several weeks old and looking really nasty. Among them, not looking nasty but sounding quite disgusting: Spam Brownies. Won 2nd Place in the Spam competition (seriously).
Dude at the fair: "I'm a thug, but I listen to Pink." Right. On the basis of that statement, sir, I'm going to have to revoke your Thug license for at least 6 months.
"ninja beef"
pork chop on a stick
Figure 8 racing (SO cool), with a guy in a chicken suit for no apparent reason
"all meat" hot dogs (good, those ones with the sawdust in them make my throat all scratchy)
A doily competition, category: "Household Accents other than Classified". What are classified household accents? Doilies with FBI bugs sewn in? Too bad that stuff's not on display.
Also on display - products from the baked goods competition, several weeks old and looking really nasty. Among them, not looking nasty but sounding quite disgusting: Spam Brownies. Won 2nd Place in the Spam competition (seriously).
Dude at the fair: "I'm a thug, but I listen to Pink." Right. On the basis of that statement, sir, I'm going to have to revoke your Thug license for at least 6 months.
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