Nice. There's a liposuction commercial going on in the other room. Mr. Blue is shooting at the cats with a Nerf gun, and I had brownies for dinner! Whee!

My dad was in the hospital last week, which was unfortunate (here are some details ), but he did overhear his neighbor, who was definitely not having a good time of it:

"IF I CAN'T HAVE MY OWN UNDERWEAR, I'M GOIN' HOME!!!" -disgruntled hospital patient, tossing things around his room

Can hospital underwear be that bad? Perhaps if it's the wrong size... or meant for the opposite gender... or maybe that's the problem. They took away his Victoria's Secret low-cut lace hipsters! I'd throw a fit, too... those things are expensive!

Also overheard:

"You know, it's never good when you try and turn your court-ordered counselor into a friend..." -dude at work, who overheard another dude who just needs someone to talk to, okay???

I like blogging. Maybe I'll do it more.