An Overheard from Kris! This one made me crack the hell up!!
"Just thought I'd write to pass along a new entry for your blog. We were at Chili's tonight, sitting next to a table full of tipsy adults and annoying teenagers. We were about to leave and all of a sudden, this woman says "Yeah! Maybe they'd get some work done if they turned off their VIBRATORS!!!!!!" LMAO - I about died laughing. So you can quote that, direct from a table full of drunks at Chili's in Rowlett, TX!"
People like that are why this website exists. So we can laugh and wonder "What the HELL???"
"Just thought I'd write to pass along a new entry for your blog. We were at Chili's tonight, sitting next to a table full of tipsy adults and annoying teenagers. We were about to leave and all of a sudden, this woman says "Yeah! Maybe they'd get some work done if they turned off their VIBRATORS!!!!!!" LMAO - I about died laughing. So you can quote that, direct from a table full of drunks at Chili's in Rowlett, TX!"
People like that are why this website exists. So we can laugh and wonder "What the HELL???"
6 Comments:
At 1:40 AM,
The Poor Barn Mom said…
Kris. You are the woman.
Sure makes me want to eat at Chilis in TX.
At 7:56 PM,
Spoke said…
While in Vancouver Canada, we had a few American musicians visiting. We all went to Denny's 'cause we're all high class. The table of guys next to us ordered lots of food. They used the word "fucking" at least 49 times. T gang from America thought this was totally dumb and nasty. When the same waitress came to take our orders, our friends couldn't help themselves. They ordered VERY LOUDLY and said "effing" at least as many times as overheard from the other table.
Everyone in the place was laughing and pointing! Everyone that is, except the tuff guys at table "F"
That was one of the funniest events I've been a part of.
At 10:14 PM,
j said…
Hee hee! That's great! "Uhm, lemme see... I'd like the SUPER F*ING SLAM, with a side of F*ING sausages and some Hot F*ING chocolate, please! Oh the eggs? Scramble those F*ERS!Thank you!"
At 11:34 AM,
The Poor Barn Mom said…
Oh man, next time I'm at IHOP, that's how I'm ordering.
Yessir.
At 1:03 PM,
j said…
HAHAHA!! Oh, I can just see it now. It's even funnier because it's *you*, Mrs. Corn, blindsiding the waitstaff with your artillery of newly-acquired profanity. They'll never see it coming!! Let's try to order shots, too, even though I'm pretty sure IHOP doesn't have a liquor cabinet...
At 1:30 PM,
The Poor Barn Mom said…
Well I guess we could bring our OWN Ouzo....
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