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Sunday, January 15, 2006

There is a class at the community center called Optimal Digestion.

At 10:28 AM, The Poor Barn Mom said…

Full of old people, no doubt!

I wonder if they would let me attend, even if I'm not 65 or older?
At 8:21 PM, Anonymous said…

Optimal digestion?! What, do they teach the proper logistics of food ratios or something? LOL!

kuffgbu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 4:57 PM, zandperl said…

kris:
No see, I think that'd be more of a nutrition course. This would be about cutting your food into small pieces and chewing 100 times before swallowing.
At 12:02 PM, j said…

Here are some excerpts from the course description:

"Join us for a journey through the digestion tract from start to finish. Understanding health challenges such as heartburn, constipation, diarrhea, indigestion, ulcers, hiatal hernias, irritable bowel syndrome, colon cancer, ulcerative colitis, and how they directly relate to good digestion and proper foods is the focus of this class. Digestive aides are ranking on the top selling drugs... This is great information to help you understand how your digestion tract is designed to work. Fee: None."

Anybody want to go?? C'mon, it'll be FUN!! The importance of bran and prunes will be emphasized.
At 11:32 PM, The Poor Barn Mom said…

Gross!

No thanks.

LOL!
At 12:19 PM, Anonymous said…

Only if I can sit in the front row eating bran and prunes and extolling the virtues of the class;

"I've taken this course four times and my bowels get looser each time I attend!"