Middle-aged woman to older woman, very excited:
"It's like a goldfish - ON CRACK!!"

I think she was talking about the koi at the zoo. Which would probably make them more like a goldfish on steroids, unless that particular fish was totally freaking out, or maybe breaking into another koi's car to steal it's stereo and sell it for drugs. That would've been cool.

But the COOLEST THING at the Zoo was Stingray Bay!!! You can put your hand down in the water and pet the stingrays (which have had their barbs painlessly removed). They're so soft, and really beautiful. I took pictures, but they all suck (damn index of refraction difference).

I had something else to post, from the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving, but I forgot it. I need to start writing stuff down again. I can tell you, though, that the woman who sits in the aisle across from me at work spent two hours looking for a turkey, and that was on Monday night! Eep. I'm glad I only had to do fruit salad and green bean casserole.