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Saturday, December 17, 2005

The key phrase is "unique ingredients". I'm sure it has much of what I expect, but "good tastes" are not on that list.


Lunchmeats & Sausages
P&P Loaf (DECEMBER SALE)
3 1/2 LB. PKG

Another of our loaf products, Pickle & Pimento Loaf is not only a very
festive looking lunchmeat, but also very tasty as well. We finely
grind our pork and veal befor we add in all the spices. With a taste
similar to bologna, the added combination of these unique ingredients
used in just the right amount gives this product an interesting new
flavor. A colorful flair with all the good tastes you expect.
Item No. Item Amount Qty.
PPL P&P Loaf (DECEMBER SALE) $19.95

www.crawfordsausage.com(1-866-65DAISY)

3 Comments:

  • At 12:49 AM, Blogger The Poor Barn Mom said…

    Three and a HALF POUNDS?!! Come on, HALF a pound of the ground up pigs snouts and anuses are surely disgusting all on their own (which I can attest to, my mother having fed it to her litter on a regular basis when we were children) but Holy Moly, THREE AND A HALF POUNDS?!

    Vomitous!

     
  • At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I must concur with the Corn Child, and add that "similar to bologna" is not the best phrase to use in promoting *any* product, especially a meat product. Were I to purchase some type of prepackaged meat product, I would hope against hope that it was not "similar to bologna" in any discernable way.

     
  • At 2:39 PM, Blogger zandperl said…

    Hm, maybe that's what the kid found in his iPod package instead of an iPod. It's currently on the front page of CNN, but it's a video so I'm not sure how to directly link it.

     

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