overheard

eavesdropping for the technologically savvy

Monday, February 21, 2005

Mom to kid at restaurant:

"We won't pray over it until you decide what you want to order."

Is this because God won't know what food to bless in the kitchen until you make your decision? Will S/He accidentally bless the ham on rye, except that at the last minute you changed your mind to Tuscan Chicken Salad, and then you end up with unsanctioned poultry while someone (probably an unworthy agnostic?) gets your Holy Ham?

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Some dude at a restaurant over the weekend was talking about snorting lines of crushed up Flintstones vitamins! I don't think you're supposed to take those nasally! I wonder if they're still up there?