More gems from the bus (overheard by a friend this time)

guy: "I was watching the Mummy last night, and you know how the guy's face comes up thru the sand? Well, that's what our baby's head's going to be like."

Weird as it is... he's probably right.

Niagara Falls:

mom: "Hey. HEY!" Grabs 7-yr old kid by shirt. "Get over here and _appreciate_ this!"
literally 2 seconds later...
mom: "All right! Time to go!" Drags kid away from railing.

Reminds me of the story I heard about a family at the Grand Canyon who were forced to stay in their minivan. "You can see it all on the camcorder later," said Dad.

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There is a Meat Outlet in Springfield, MA. I need say no more.

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On package of beef jerky (not from meat outlet):
"The meat contained herein is for personal use only..."
Well, there goes my plan for building a community center for childern with disabilities completely out of beef jerky.

You Can Apparently Blame Women For Anything:

in coffee shop, listened to a guy talk about how plant estrogen in beer is the cause of those pesky fat deposits in guy's chests. Let's ignore the complete chromosomal and chemical differences between wheat and beer-swilling-dudes, and let's also forget the equation:

(too many calories)*(sitting on your butt in the bar a lot) = fat deposits

or, as I like to call them,"man-boobies".