Seriously? It's been a month since I've posted? Jess is right; I am the worst blogger. I thought it would get better when I got an iPhone, but I am not a fan of typing on that little teeny keyboard (even if the word recognition software is superb). Do not get me wrong - I love the iPhone. It's like a second pet. (Wait - we have two pets. It's like a third pet.) It is a super-amazing little doo-dad with an unbelievably intuitive user interface. It just doesn't help me blog. (YET.)

The mall-walkers were out and about when Mr. Blue and I were in line for our iPhones. You pump those arms, geriatric dudes! They were definitely not used to seeing anyone in the mall at 7am on a Friday.

old guy 1: What the hell is that all about?
old guy 2: iPhone.
old guy 1: Mm. iPhone.

But the question is: Will it Blend?