While waiting for a prescription to be filled at Walgreens, I found the most horrifying hair care product ever. I have nothing to say but ewwwwwwww.

At the grocery store today, jalepenos were mistakenly labeled as green beans. Could be a problem with those who have severe culinary disinclination!

Our survival class went on our survival trip, and we all survived. Yay! On the way back, the one real idiot in the class was telling a story that involved this:

"So, he was like, you're gonna need a catheter, and I was like, what's a catheter?"

I don't have to hear any more; I KNOW that's a good story. :)

"In the future, humans won't even have legs. We won't need 'em."
-guy at Denny's

Screw the future! It's gonna suck!

Also a piece of unsolicited advice - if you go to a restaurant and decide to hit on the waitress, wait until the end of your meal to do so. It makes things so much less awkward for everyone, especially if you are the last person in the restaurant to realize that you are getting shot down in flames.

"Don't shave mad."
-written on someone's whiteboard at work