At the Ethiopian restaurant, the table behind sat three college girls, most likely sorority girls (the ultra-low-rise pants and Abercrombie shit gave it away). After a long discussion about whether or not to order tiramisu, one of them says:

"Ladyfingers are a vegetable, right?"

She maintains that even though the ladyfingers in tiramisu are cookies, that there ARE vegetables called ladyfingers. Suure.

Also in the same dinner:

"Oh yeah, 'cause we both hated water!!"

How do you HATE water?! Okay, city water, maybe. But water doesn't TASTE like anything!

I guess I have to give them credit, though. They were at the Ethiopian restaurant, and not 'Dos Gringos Trailer Park' bar and trashy mexican place down the street.

Long time no blog. That's OK, no one reads this anyway.

At work:

"Ma'am, I can't tell you where your brain was"
-my manager, on the phone with some crazy woman who asked "Where was my brain??"Sheesh, the bank has to be responsible for EVERYTHING these days.